20070711

overheard on LANGDON STREET

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Guy and gal inspecting art at Langdon Street Cafe have the following conversation:

"Moons and trees are definitely things that I think about."

"I know. I do too."

Anonymous said...

Political pontificator is lecturing about NAFTA to two starry-eyed idealists outside of Langdon Street Cafe.

"Do you guys know how big China is? It's so big that you can fit the United States inside it twice over and still have...well...I don't know how much left over...but it's a lot!!"

Anonymous said...

Outside Langdon St. Cafe while taking a break from dancing to the 80's stylings of Sputnik, man who has obviously lived hard through that decade comments on drug use.

"There are only 2 good drugs; acid and marijuana. One makes you smart and one makes you happy, but it's hard to remember which is which."

Anonymous said...

Two girls, barely twenties:

"Oh wow, so now you've had a sexual experience with him that you actually remember! That's so cool! Do you think it'll turn into a 'thing'?"

Anonymous said...

Two girls inside LSC, one consoling the other, & the loud one says:

"I have rights, you know? I mean he had sex in my bed with Jill!? I have rights! He dreamt he was punching someone in the face and he actually punched me in the face. I mean, that's good aim for someone who's asleep! You know?"

Anonymous said...

At LSC: Two post-high school wanna-be intellectuals (with atrociously misguided fashion sense), & the one doing ALL the talking says:

"My big problem with math is, like, it's not debatable. Like, it's either right or wrong."

Anonymous said...

Out of town man drinks beers at LSC for hours on Sunday morning into the early afternoon. He's alone and looking for company from surrounding tables.

In an attempt to sit with a group of women, he uses the line, "Excuse me, weren't you Miss Vermont 1984?"

This could be the most back-handed pick-up line ever used.

Anonymous said...

Bemused, befuddled and baffled LSC patron comments on a disturbing sight....

"There are mimes in here. Why are there mimes in here?!?"

Anonymous said...

One woman talking to a small group of other women outside LSC:

"That's why there's proof that there is no God. Otherwise, we'd menstruate clear."

Anonymous said...

Guy pulls up on his bike & lingers outside the big window at LSC. A band is playing so the curtain is closed.

Woman at outdoor table: "Are you just staring at the window?"
Guy on bike: "No, I'm listening to the music with my sixth chakra."

Anonymous said...

Two young adolescent boys kicking around outside LSC in the daytime, singing a very popular Queen song. But when they got to the well known chorus, it was...

"We will we will FART you!"

Anonymous said...

Two women walking & window shopping reach the corner of Main & Langdon. They decide to split up & do some shopping each on their own.
Woman #1: Wait. Where will I meet you after?
Woman #2: Umm...
Woman #1: Never mind. It's a small street.