overheard on ELM STREET


Jen said...

Outside of Meadow Mart, crossing the street to Gesine, two women.

1: So how do you pronounce it? ZheZEEN??
2: Well, I call it GuhZEEnuh.

P.S., Woman #2 is correct!

Anonymous said...

Overheard at a crazy party in the Meadow off of Elm:

"I know I don't know all of you all that well, but please don't let Nina bring home the green plastic penis filled with frogs OR the blue diaphragm."

Anonymous said...

Overheard in The Meadow:

"I think work is stupid, and I don't want to do it."