It's like "Overheard in New York."
Only smaller. Really, really smaller.
Guy and gal inspecting art at Langdon Street Cafe have the following conversation:"Moons and trees are definitely things that I think about.""I know. I do too."
Political pontificator is lecturing about NAFTA to two starry-eyed idealists outside of Langdon Street Cafe."Do you guys know how big China is? It's so big that you can fit the United States inside it twice over and still have...well...I don't know how much left over...but it's a lot!!"
Outside Langdon St. Cafe while taking a break from dancing to the 80's stylings of Sputnik, man who has obviously lived hard through that decade comments on drug use."There are only 2 good drugs; acid and marijuana. One makes you smart and one makes you happy, but it's hard to remember which is which."
Two girls, barely twenties:"Oh wow, so now you've had a sexual experience with him that you actually remember! That's so cool! Do you think it'll turn into a 'thing'?"
Two girls inside LSC, one consoling the other, & the loud one says:"I have rights, you know? I mean he had sex in my bed with Jill!? I have rights! He dreamt he was punching someone in the face and he actually punched me in the face. I mean, that's good aim for someone who's asleep! You know?"
At LSC: Two post-high school wanna-be intellectuals (with atrociously misguided fashion sense), & the one doing ALL the talking says:"My big problem with math is, like, it's not debatable. Like, it's either right or wrong."
Out of town man drinks beers at LSC for hours on Sunday morning into the early afternoon. He's alone and looking for company from surrounding tables.In an attempt to sit with a group of women, he uses the line, "Excuse me, weren't you Miss Vermont 1984?"This could be the most back-handed pick-up line ever used.
Bemused, befuddled and baffled LSC patron comments on a disturbing sight...."There are mimes in here. Why are there mimes in here?!?"
One woman talking to a small group of other women outside LSC:"That's why there's proof that there is no God. Otherwise, we'd menstruate clear."
Guy pulls up on his bike & lingers outside the big window at LSC. A band is playing so the curtain is closed.Woman at outdoor table: "Are you just staring at the window?"Guy on bike: "No, I'm listening to the music with my sixth chakra."
Two young adolescent boys kicking around outside LSC in the daytime, singing a very popular Queen song. But when they got to the well known chorus, it was..."We will we will FART you!"
Two women walking & window shopping reach the corner of Main & Langdon. They decide to split up & do some shopping each on their own.Woman #1: Wait. Where will I meet you after?Woman #2: Umm...Woman #1: Never mind. It's a small street.
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