It's like "Overheard in New York."
Only smaller. Really, really smaller.
Girl 1: "Where ya goin'?"Girl 2: "I'm going to the washing machine."Girl 1: "You mean the laundromat?"Girl 2: "No. The washing machine."
2 middle school girls casually walk over to the payphone next to Laund-O-Rama and pick up the receiver. After a few seconds one girl places the receiver back down, turns to her friend and says, "I didn't know those things actually rang."
Two dudes (you know the type)Dude #1"I am a part-time retired alcoholic."Dude #2"I am a part-time retired asshole."Dude #1"No man - you are a gainfully employed, full-time professional asshole."
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